Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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