There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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