Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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