It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
this will be a night to untag.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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