Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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