i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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