it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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