Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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