I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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