we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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