Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
