You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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