Having a random hookup so left but love u
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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