Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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