even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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