Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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