thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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