I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
no, he came in my armpit
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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