so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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