office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
The ass gains better be worth it
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