a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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