At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
and you said cock pushups were impossible
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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