I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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