she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Say something about gay babies.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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