Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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