i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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