your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
