Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Is her dick bigger than yours?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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