My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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