I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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