Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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