R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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