dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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