her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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