just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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