Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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