i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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