We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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