i just wanna soil my oats bro
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
this hospital has no fireball
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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