Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
