I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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