another moral hangover. fuck.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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