She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.