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• (+61): View more from Australia

  She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.

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• (510): View more from California

  I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.

  (574): View more from Indiana

  Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...

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• (310): View more from California

  If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.

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