Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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