How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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