I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
My dick has a subreddit
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I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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