Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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