Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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