As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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