i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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