like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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