Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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