I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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