Christians are straight up FREAKS
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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